Sunday, December 16, 2007
- Memory was something that you lost with age.
- An application was for employment.
- A program was a TV show.
- A cursor used profanity.
- A keyboard was a piano.
- A web was a spider's home.
- A virus was a flu.
- A hard drive was a long trip home.
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
- An application was for employment.
- A program was a TV show.
- A cursor used profanity.
- A keyboard was a piano.
- A web was a spider's home.
- A virus was a flu.
- A hard drive was a long trip home.
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
kAkA.hUnTeR
Lame.
spoke at : 12/16/2007 02:47:00 AM
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not work?' The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads: 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on. He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refused to give either, theman points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the 'right to the left.'
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on. He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refused to give either, theman points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the 'right to the left.'
kAkA.hUnTeR
So Stressed.
spoke at : 12/12/2007 12:55:00 AM
Monday, December 10, 2007
Hey sorry guys! have been busy with school and work last few weeks.. Not so smooth u know.. *Sigh.. but nevertheless some of the problems had been solved.. just hope that the year ahead for me will be getting better and better. went for a game of pool after work yesterday with ben and weiliang.. haha long time since i last played.. had alot of fun!!
kAkA.hUnTeR
Rise and Shine.
spoke at : 12/10/2007 10:57:00 AM
