Friday, August 31, 2007
damn suay last few days.. my computer chui.. maybe i don't wanna describe what happened. maybe i don't bother to type out. maybe i refused to eleborate more on the problem, maybe those who want to know can come and ask me. Maybe this, maybe that. so many "maybe". But!!!! But but but! now finally its ok. So happyyyy..!! hehehe..
today went for my ORD Medical FFI. wasted 1 whole day there just to wait.. and wait... and wait... so boring over there. But there was one funny thing..Guozhen's blood don't wanna come out! LoLx.. Poked 3 times still no blood. 4th time then got blood.. Poor Guozhen.. after FFi, we went Lot 1 to have our dinner then went home. Tommorrow evening at Bottle Tree Park, Battlion Event.. haha.. Looking forward to it..
Tired... Got to go now.. Will blog again..
today went for my ORD Medical FFI. wasted 1 whole day there just to wait.. and wait... and wait... so boring over there. But there was one funny thing..Guozhen's blood don't wanna come out! LoLx.. Poked 3 times still no blood. 4th time then got blood.. Poor Guozhen.. after FFi, we went Lot 1 to have our dinner then went home. Tommorrow evening at Bottle Tree Park, Battlion Event.. haha.. Looking forward to it..
Tired... Got to go now.. Will blog again..
kAkA.hUnTeR
Work hard for a slacker life.
spoke at : 8/31/2007 01:15:00 AM
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not."
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed.""In bed this early, doing what?""Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man awoke, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The message on the paper read, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Marriage (Part VI) Divorce Letter
Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night. You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case, I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away toWestVirginia together.
Have a great life!------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watchmy soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work. Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister'Carla',was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem for you.
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not."
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed.""In bed this early, doing what?""Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man awoke, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The message on the paper read, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Marriage (Part VI) Divorce Letter
Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night. You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case, I'm gone.
Signed,
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away toWestVirginia together.
Have a great life!------------ --------- --------- --------- ---------
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watchmy soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work. Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted. My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister'Carla',was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem for you.
spoke at : 8/28/2007 12:16:00 AM
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Hi~!!! have been quite busy recently. Building a new gig for my sister's boyfriend. haha.. he just came 5 mins ago to collect it. Anyway, i got some pictures for u guys.. Enjoy..
Pictures above were provided by courtesy of Chong.
kAkA.hUnTeR
There's a problem I can't solved.
spoke at : 8/22/2007 08:11:00 PM
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Guess what!! i found this picture inside my 7610! I decided to post them.. kekeke~!
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spoke at : 8/15/2007 12:13:00 AM
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Hehehehe.. got another foriegn product to eat again!! Don't ask me how i get it, i wouldn't tell you..
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After all the ingredients have been put in..
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Before opening...
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Inside this packet, it contains the meat. the way its pack is like combat ration style.. lolx.. seriously! I'm not joking..
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After all the ingredients have been put in..
After that i ate the noodles so no pictures for it anymore.. hahahahaha.. but its really really tasty though abit oily.. the soup is amazingly nicer than singapore's like 100 times better? hard to describe. Must go try for yourself to feel the full effect. if you guys going taiwan, tell me! i wanna buy more instant noodles ok..
kAkA.hUnTeR
Catch me if you can.
spoke at : 8/11/2007 09:26:00 AM
Thursday, August 09, 2007
Another boring day at home.. but luckily darren asked me out to catch a movie. Anyway somebody need my help on fixing a gig again. I'm tempted again.. alot of price cut going around lately. i was going through the pricelist yesterday night until this morning 4.30am! so tired.. finally i got a rough idea what to buy for him. hopefully everything will be finalised by tonight. hehe.. Got to go! Will blog again... Weeee..
kAkA.hUnTeR
I am happy to say that a shopping spree is coming.
spoke at : 8/09/2007 03:20:00 PM
Monday, August 06, 2007
Below is 1 of the many stuffs that can be eaten, brought back by my sis from HONG KONG!!!
All not bad one leh.. i now eating. Next time go there, please buy.. hehehehehe..~!
All not bad one leh.. i now eating. Next time go there, please buy.. hehehehehe..~!
kAkA.hUnTeR
Roam the world.
spoke at : 8/06/2007 12:51:00 AM
Sunday, August 05, 2007
spoke at : 8/05/2007 10:23:00 AM
Saturday, August 04, 2007
its hard to believe that Weiliang and Guozhen bought such a "gay" looking cake for the July Badies. We were all laughing about it when they brough it into the office.. LoLx.. As you can see below, there were 1 toy car and 3 hello kitties. 1 for each of them.. hahahaha...
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The Hello Kitty Cake
Candles lighted, singing a birthday song
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Candles blown...
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From left to right: Joshua, YanPo, Christopher, Benjamin.
There were some tekan session after that but too bad i did not take any pictures.. What a waste..
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The Hello Kitty Cake
Candles lighted, singing a birthday song
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Candles blown...
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From left to right: Joshua, YanPo, Christopher, Benjamin.
There were some tekan session after that but too bad i did not take any pictures.. What a waste..
kAkA.hUnTeR
The voice of the wind.
spoke at : 8/04/2007 01:33:00 AM
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Went to UOB Plaza 1, Si Chuan Dou Hua Restaurant for dinner with my family last week. the place wasn't very big but when i look out of the window, i saw this...
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The tea they served was quite unique. it consists of tea leaves, wolf berries, red dates, chrysanthemum, etc.. tasted refreshing, nice aroma as well..
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and that's how they serve tea.. damn zhai.. i only saw this on tv. this was the 1st time i witnessed this myself. it amazed me abit.
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Next, was the mango pudding.. Not that nice though but i took a bite accidentally.. =x
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60th storey bird's eye view..
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The tea they served was quite unique. it consists of tea leaves, wolf berries, red dates, chrysanthemum, etc.. tasted refreshing, nice aroma as well..
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and that's how they serve tea.. damn zhai.. i only saw this on tv. this was the 1st time i witnessed this myself. it amazed me abit.
According to that guy who was serving the tea in the pic, he took 2 years to learn the skill. Omg..!~ The restaurant served alacart buffet. The food was not bad and was appealing as well.
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The moment everybody's waiting for.. hehehehe..
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My uncle bought something cute and special for my grandma as well.
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Under that big "peach", there were 10 more small "peaches hidden". LoLx.. it's like a cap covering the small one. But i forgot to take the pic as i was too engrossed in eating..
After that, dessert was served.
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The Dou Hua....
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Next, was the mango pudding.. Not that nice though but i took a bite accidentally.. =x
And soon..
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GONE!!!
That's all.. First time post so many pics.. haha..
kAkA.hUnTeR
Time Out.
spoke at : 8/02/2007 11:57:00 AM
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